I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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