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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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