You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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