hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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