Your mouth is God's brothel.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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