I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
where does the pee come out of this thing
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.