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  I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.

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• (646): View more from New York

  There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.

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  Your pregnant arnt you

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• (754): View more from Florida

  Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night

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• (415): View more from California

  i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same

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