We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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