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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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