Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I stole a fireplace last night.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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