On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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