so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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