We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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