Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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