She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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