Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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