More tranny stories later!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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