She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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