I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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