I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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