You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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