I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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