i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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