If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
