Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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