how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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