Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Is Oprah even human
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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