enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
