Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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