its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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