THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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