Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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