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By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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