I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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