Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
