Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Randomize
