We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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