I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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