I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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