Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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