So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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