I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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