oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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