i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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