I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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