She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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