love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
