i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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