how can u be prego again
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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