She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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