It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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