I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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