can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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