pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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