why didn't you poke me back
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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